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The Kiwanis Adonis

	Height: 5'6"
	Weight: 225lbs of solid muscle
	Signature Moves: The Shriner Recliner, The "Loaded Fez Upside The Head"
	Past Titles Held: SSP Championship

A shadowy figure, the one known as Jack Longfellow, aka The Kiwanis Adonis aka The Amazin' Mason aka the Knight of Columbus, is rumored to be an elite member of every fraternal organization and secret society in the world! There is some documentation to maintain that he belongs to the Eagles, the Elks, The Moose, The Freemasons, The OddFellows, The Saracen Masons, The Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo, Skull and Bones, The Z Zen Zionists, Opus Dei, The Indiana Corn Masons, The Modern Woodmen of America, The United Order of the Golden Cross, The Bilderbergers, The National Ancient Order of Hibernians, The Rosicrucians, The Shriners, The Knights of the Golden Eagle, The Knights of Columbus, The Knights of Malta, The Knights of Pythias, The Knights Templar, The Stonecutters, and many more. He's a Thugee, a Pinkerton Agent, a Hearst and a Rockefeller (on the Ford side). He's the one who introduced Jack Parsons to L.Ron Hubbard! He's still got grass stains on his knees from the grassy knoll! According to unnmed sources, nary a decision or a dollar is made anywhere around the globe without the Kiwanis Adonis getting a taste. Now he's in SSP Wrestling, and establishing himself as a self-styled "Manager of Champions".

The Kiwanis Adonis ran rampant in SSP throughout 2007, hypnotizing Unbelievable Owen Straw into thinking he was a bear and controlling him into winning the title, then turning on Owen to steal the belt for himself! After a brief title reign, DVS Silvertounge broke The Kiwanis Adonis' spell over Owen and Owen regained the championship. After a stay in the hospital, The Kiwanis Adonis returned, introduced his sometime bodyguard "The Gorilla Who Wrestles Like A Man" Gorilla Sammartino, and quickly signed the lunatic SEDS to his stable of wrestlers he calls "The Secret Society". After a disastrous attempt to sign Master Blaster away from Madsion Layne, The Kiwanis Adonis went berserk during the SEDS v. Master Blaster Capitol Hill Dog Collar Match and attacked Referee Big Bill Bigelow and Comissioner J. J. Goad with SEDS' Singapore Cane. He was immediately and unceremoniously fired from SSP and has not been seen or heard from since, but has sworn a vengeful return.